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“Oh, brother! … Not hamsters again!”

Testing whether or not animals “kiss.”

“Listen—I bought these here yesterday, and the dang things won’t stop squeaking!”

“Well, I’m not sure. … I guess it’s been washed.”

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Primitive spelling bees

“Relax, Jerry! … I’m sure he didn’t know you were an elephant when he told that last joke!”

Street physicians

Construction birds at lunch

“Is it still there?”

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“Say ... now I’m starting to feel kinda warm!”

In a barbarian faux pas that quickly cost him his life, Garth is caught drinking his gruel with pinky fingers extended.

“Blast! … You raise a dog from a pup, and suddenly one day he turns out to be a chicken killer!”

“Hey, who’s that? … Oh—Mitch, the janitor. Well, our first test run has just gotten a little more interesting.”

Inconvenience stores