“The problem, as I see it, is that you both are extremely adept at pushing each other’s buttons.”

“Put it back in the rock, Barbara—you couldn’t even slice a tomato with that old thing.”

“Think about it, Murray. … If we could get this baby runnin’, we could run over hikers, pick up females, chase down mule deer—man, we’d be the grizzlies from hell.”

“Ohhhhhhh. … Look at that, Schuster. … Dogs are so cute when they try to comprehend quantum mechanics.”

“For the love of— … Somethin’s been messin’ with these chickens!”

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