“God, Harriet ... check out the run in his nylon.”

Deer vandals

“Now we’ll see if that dog can get in here!”

The plankton lobby

“And then, WHAM! This thing just came right out of left field.”

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“There it is again … a feeling that in a past life I was someone named Shirley MacLaine.”

“Matthews … we’re getting another one of those strange ‘aw blah es span yol’ sounds.”

Roger crams for his microbiology midterm.

“Okay, folks! ... It’s a wrap!”

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“Okay, Billy. … Tide’s coming in now. … Dig me out, Billy. … Billy, I don’t want to get angry. …”

“Say … now there’s a little hat!”

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Hopeful parents