Boxer nightmares

“Hey! You! … Yeah, that’s right! I’m talkin’ to YOU!”

“All right! Rusty’s in the club!”

“I assume you’re being facetious, Andrews. ... I distinctly yelled ‘second!’ before you did.”

Confucius at the office

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“Now I remember, Helen! … That’s the old peasant woman who said she’d put a curse on me if I snapped her!”

Where the respective worlds of boating and herpetology converge.

Until finally being replaced by its more popular and deadly cousin, the Bowie spoon was often used to settle disputes in the Old West.

When vultures dream

“Yes, they’re all fools, gentlemen … but the question remains, ‘What kind of fools are they?’”

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Anyway, I hope that helps! © Mrlovenstein

“Take another memo, Miss Wilkens. … I want to see all reptile personnel in my office first thing tomorrow morning!”

Carl “Javahead” Jones and his chopped espresso maker

Although history has long forgotten them, Lambini & Sons are generally credited with the Sistine Chapel floor.

“Look. Why don’t you just give yourself up quietly? … Otherwise, this thing could turn into a frenzy—and nobody wants that.”

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