“Take another memo, Miss Wilkens. … I want to see all reptile personnel in my office first thing tomorrow morning!”

Carl “Javahead” Jones and his chopped espresso maker

Although history has long forgotten them, Lambini & Sons are generally credited with the Sistine Chapel floor.

“Look. Why don’t you just give yourself up quietly? … Otherwise, this thing could turn into a frenzy—and nobody wants that.”

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