“Here comes another big one, Roy, and here—we—goooooowheeeeeeeooo!”

“Ooo! You’re right, Sir Dwayne! If I knock right here, I can make him start buzzing. ... Ooo, and he’s angry!”

“Twelve sacrifices already this week. … Thank Goran it’s Friday!”

Fly whimsy

“Wait a minute! Isn’t anyone here a real sheep?”

“Well, we’re lost. I knew from the start that it was just plain idiotic to choose a leader based simply on the size of his or her respective pith helmet. Sorry, Cromwell.”

“Yesterday? I was told the meeting was today!”

A Louvre guard is suddenly unsettled by the arrival of Linda Blair.

Life on cloud eight

50,000 B.C.: Gak Eisenberg invents the first and last silent mammoth whistle.

“Sorry—Carl doesn’t live here anymore.”

“Uh-oh.”

“Yeah, Sylvia—my set too. … And in the middle of Laverne and Shirley.”

“I don’t mean to exacerbate this situation, Roger, but I think I’m quite close to bursting into maniacal laughter and imagining your nose is really a German sausage.”

Viking campfires

Killer bees are generally described as starting out as larvae delinquents.

Gus Ferguson: recipient of the first brain bypass operation.

“Now you listen to me, Miss Billings! You have not seen a thing here—do you understand? I’m not kidding about this, Miss Billings.”

“What’s this? Your house? … Yes! Your house is on fire! … Fly away, dearie! Fly away home!”