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“Hold on there! I think you misunderstood—I’m Al Tilley … the bum.”
24 March 2026 at 00:00
24 March 2026 at 00:00
“Wait a minute, friends … Frank Stevens in marketing—you all know Frank—has just handed me a note …”
24 March 2026 at 00:00
Beware the elephant in tall grass.
24 March 2026 at 00:00
“So then this little sailor dude whips out this can of spinach, this crazy music starts playin’, and … well, just look at this place.”
24 March 2026 at 00:00
“The problem, as I see it, is that you both are extremely adept at pushing each other’s buttons.”
25 March 2026 at 00:00
“Put it back in the rock, Barbara—you couldn’t even
slice a tomato with that old thing.”
25 March 2026 at 00:00
“Think about it, Murray. … If we could get this baby runnin’, we could run over hikers, pick up females, chase down mule deer—man, we’d be the grizzlies from hell.”
25 March 2026 at 00:00
“Ohhhhhhh. … Look at that, Schuster. … Dogs are so cute when they try to comprehend quantum mechanics.”
25 March 2026 at 00:00
“For the love of— … Somethin’s been messin’ with these chickens!”
25 March 2026 at 00:00
“God, Harriet ... check out the run in his nylon.”
26 March 2026 at 00:00
26 March 2026 at 00:00
“Now we’ll see if that dog can get in here!”
26 March 2026 at 00:00
26 March 2026 at 00:00
“And then, WHAM! This thing just came right out of left field.”
26 March 2026 at 00:00
“There it is again … a feeling that in a past life I was someone named Shirley MacLaine.”
27 March 2026 at 00:00
“Matthews … we’re getting another one of those strange
‘aw blah es span yol’ sounds.”
27 March 2026 at 00:00
Roger crams for his microbiology midterm.
27 March 2026 at 00:00
“Okay, folks! ... It’s a wrap!”
27 March 2026 at 00:00
27 March 2026 at 00:00