Mike Wallace interviews the devil.

“Excuse me, but must you smoke that foul thing around here?”

“Man, this is ugly—sheep and cattle never do mix well.”

“Well, yes, that is the downside, Fluffy. … Once we kill her, the pampering will end.”

Professor Glickman, the lab practical joker, deftly places a single drop of hydrochloric acid on the back of Professor Bingham’s neck.