Mike Wallace interviews the devil.

“Excuse me, but must you smoke that foul thing around here?”

“Man, this is ugly—sheep and cattle never do mix well.”

“Well, yes, that is the downside, Fluffy. … Once we kill her, the pampering will end.”

Professor Glickman, the lab practical joker, deftly places a single drop of hydrochloric acid on the back of Professor Bingham’s neck.

Long before his show business career, he was known as Mr. Liberace, the wood-shop teacher.

“Well, I just feel like I’m living under a microscope.”

Innovative concepts in exposing city kids to nature

Early clock-watchers

“Oo! Icky icky! … Something just went down that surrrrrrre wasn’t plankton!”

“Hey, Jim—go out for a short one!”

Washington crossing the street

“Notice all the computations, theoretical scribblings, and lab equipment, Norm. … Yes, curiosity killed these cats.”

Snake dreams

“Curse you, Flannegan! Curse you to hell! ... There, I’ve said it.”

Why we see news anchorpersons only from the waist up.

“Ladies! Ladies! He’s back! … Our mystery man who does the Donald Duck impression!”

Moses as a kid

The Vikings, of course, knew the importance of stretching before an attack.