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“Here comes another big one, Roy, and here—we—goooooowheeeeeeeooo!”
7 March 2026 at 00:00
“Ooo! You’re right, Sir Dwayne! If I knock right here, I can make him start buzzing. ... Ooo, and he’s angry! ”
7 March 2026 at 00:00
“Twelve sacrifices already this week. … Thank Goran it’s Friday!”
8 March 2026 at 00:00
8 March 2026 at 00:00
“Wait a minute! Isn’t anyone here a real sheep?”
9 March 2026 at 00:00
“Well, we’re lost. I knew from the start that it was just plain idiotic to choose a leader based simply on the size of his or her respective pith helmet. Sorry, Cromwell.”
9 March 2026 at 00:00
“Yesterday? I was told the meeting was today! ”
9 March 2026 at 00:00
A Louvre guard is suddenly unsettled by the arrival of Linda Blair.
9 March 2026 at 00:00
9 March 2026 at 00:00
50,000 B.C.: Gak Eisenberg invents the first and last silent mammoth whistle.
10 March 2026 at 00:00
“Sorry—Carl doesn’t live here anymore.”
10 March 2026 at 00:00
10 March 2026 at 00:00
10 March 2026 at 00:00
“Yeah, Sylvia—my set too. … And in the middle of Laverne and Shirley .”
10 March 2026 at 00:00
“I don’t mean to exacerbate this situation, Roger, but I think I’m quite close to bursting into maniacal laughter and imagining your nose is really a German sausage.”
11 March 2026 at 00:00
11 March 2026 at 00:00
Killer bees are generally described as starting out as
larvae delinquents.
11 March 2026 at 00:00
Gus Ferguson: recipient of the first brain bypass operation.
11 March 2026 at 00:00
“Now you listen to me, Miss Billings! You have not seen a thing here—do you understand? I’m not kidding about this, Miss Billings.”
11 March 2026 at 00:00
“What’s this? Your house? … Yes! Your house is on
fire! … Fly away, dearie! Fly away home!”
12 March 2026 at 00:00
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