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17 March 2026 at 00:00
“Relax, Jerry! … I’m sure he didn’t know you were an elephant when he told that last joke!”
17 March 2026 at 00:00
17 March 2026 at 00:00
Construction birds at lunch
17 March 2026 at 00:00
17 March 2026 at 00:00
“Say ... now I’m starting to feel kinda warm!”
18 March 2026 at 00:00
In a barbarian faux pas that quickly cost him his life, Garth is caught drinking his gruel with pinky fingers extended.
18 March 2026 at 00:00
“Blast! … You raise a dog from a pup, and suddenly one day he turns out to be a chicken killer!”
18 March 2026 at 00:00
“Hey, who’s that? … Oh—Mitch, the janitor. Well, our first test run has just gotten a little more interesting.”
18 March 2026 at 00:00
18 March 2026 at 00:00
“Hey, Bob! So how’s death been treating you?”
19 March 2026 at 00:00
“Whoa! Listen to that, Marge! ... I said that kid was playing a mean sax!”
19 March 2026 at 00:00
Expatriates, they migrated in the 1920s to Paris’s Left Bank, gathering in their favorite haunts and discussing the meaning of cream pies and big shoes. They were, in fact, the original Boclownians.
19 March 2026 at 00:00
“Oh, wow! How could you even think that, Wendy? Of course it’s your mind I’m attracted to!”
19 March 2026 at 00:00
“We've done it! They've linked up! … Man,
Feldman must be freaking out—he even hates
spiders.”
19 March 2026 at 00:00
A tragedy occurs off the coast of a land called Honah-Lee.
20 March 2026 at 00:00
“Give me a hand here, Etta … I got into a nest of wiener dogs over on Fifth and Maple.”
20 March 2026 at 00:00
To the horror of the lifeboat's other members, Madonna loses her balance and falls on her face.
20 March 2026 at 00:00
Until his medical license was suspended, cosmetic surgeon Dr. Irwin Blumenfeld left many of his patients with the tragic side effect known as “buffalo nose.”
20 March 2026 at 00:00
20 March 2026 at 00:00