How would you like to make $5000 a month from the comfort of your own cave?

Dude, my body has made an unanimous decision.

"I can fit an entire Bachelor's Degree up there."

Ideally, you start with a bottle full of alcohol and slowly replace it with feelings.

We only hire immortals here.

Look at him walking around like he owns the place!

Who's the real monster here, buddy?

"I shouldn't have said you shouldn't have! What's wrong with me?!"

How are you even eating that right now?

Keep your mind on a tight leash.

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Classic Barfyman!