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OpenAI: The Fix Is In
An update to More Magic Math from OpenAI
The final mad dash to IPO is on for the big AI companies. SpaceX, OpenAI, and Anthropic have all made their intentions clear. And nothing could be more obvious about OpenAI’s intent than today’s new funding announcement. A few things have changed since I wrote that piece. Some confirm my thesis, and one surprise, though not really.
So, the company says the round closed. $122 billion in committed capital, up from the $110 billion announced in February. Does committed mean money has passed the transom? We won’t know. What we do know is that at a post-money valuation of $852 billion, the anchors are Amazon, Nvidia, and SoftBank. Microsoft participated again, though not clear for how much. The additional $12 billion came from a who’s who of institutional money, including a16z, Sequoia, BlackRock, Blackstone, Fidelity, Temasek, D1, and Dragoneer. The FOMO gang!
So many brand-name investors show up at the last minute because none of them want to miss out on the sweet IPO pop. It surely will win them points with their own (limited partner) investors. I guess FOMO is also an affliction for the super rich.
By the way, nothing puts more in “t “less is more,” than more itself. In 2024, OpenAI raised $6.6 billion and sold about 4 percent of the company. In 2026, they raised $122 billion, twenty times more, by selling roughly 14 percent. Existing insiders and early employees must be in heaven.
To be clear, the circular financing problem hasn’t gone away. Amazon’s $50 billion is tied to an eight-year AWS contract. Nvidia’s contribution is compute, not cash. When I wrote about this in March, it was just an observation. Now it has a name. Bloomberg, Reuters, and others are now calling it “circular financing.”
OpenAI says it now has a $4.7 billion credit line from JPMorgan, Goldman Sachs, Citi, Morgan Stanley, and Wells Fargo. That’s not a lending syndicate. That’s an IPO underwriter roster auditioning for the job. It reminds me of those lining up outside Don Corleone’s room on his daughter’s wedding day. The credit facility is the gift they bring to get in the room.
Now let’s talk about the fix. The $3 billion in investments from individual investors. Axios reports that they are customers of three of the largest banks. Wait, the same three large banks that extended the credit facility and want to be part of the IPO underwriting syndicate. More circular economy at work.
OpenAI CFO Sarah Friar told Axios, “We are really trying to take to heart our mission, which is AGI for the benefit of humanity and thinking about access. Not just access to the technology, but also access to the economic upside that it’s driving.” That’s a nice line. It’s also an IPO marketing strategy.
OpenAI said it will be included in several ARK Invest ETFs. Cathie Wood, who previously invested in OpenAI through her venture arm, now gets to channel her retail base into pre-IPO OpenAI shares. Think about what that is. A private company, not yet public, getting into retail ETFs. That’s a new thing. It’s smart, too. You create demand before the IPO. You distribute the story. You make millions of people feel like they have skin in the game before you even file. That’s the fix.
ARK is overrated, to put it mildly. ARK’s flagship fund peaked in February 2021, then fell 75 percent. Five years later, a thousand dollars invested then is worth about $573 today. And ARK is the vehicle OpenAI chose to democratize the upside. Make of that what you will.
One last thing. OpenAI is quietly pivoting, shutting down Sora, its much-hyped video app, and concentrating resources on a “superapp” for developers and business users, with coding assistants at the center. Why? Because enterprise is exactly where Anthropic is eating their lunch. The $122 billion has bought more time to beat the competition. And did you notice that CFO Friar is doing all the press versus Sam?
You focus this hard because you want to go public. Fast. After all, you don’t want to be the one without a chair when the music stops. Your move, Dario!
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