10 squirrels
Hello, and thank you for clicking on this post link today, or whenever.
If you are a parent, you know that there’s never a dull moment with these little humans we watch over. Today, after a very fun day at the Nature Center, a post will come up about it soon. We ended up at the ER. How did we manage that? Well, grab a drink and let me tell you.
As I have said, after a fun morning at the Boise Nature Center, the kiddos, the nephies, and the grandparents all headed back to the grandparents’ house. The little humans still wanted to play among themselves and have a great time, as they do. And so my lady and I sought this opportunity to have a short and well deserved day date and visit a new local brewery. In about 5 minutes on our way to said brewery, we got a call from Grandma. “Marley has fallen from the scooter, and her arm is hurting pretty badly.”
Needless to say, we turn around, get to the grandparents’ house, and check on Marley. Cousins were worried and scared for her. Marley was, understandably, in pain and scared. We rushed to the ER, as any parent would. At this point, she’s dealing with the pain and the unknown. For us, it was running through all the possibilities in our head and yet being calm and doing anything to ensure she’ll be okay, no matter what. And she knows the Hospital is a safe place and where she’ll get the help she needs, so all she’s thinking is, how much longer?
We get to the hospital and get her checked in. We go through all the procedures of getting her checked in, and we get a room. A few minutes later, a doctor walks in. However, before the doctor walked in, and in order to get Marley laughing and worry-free, we told her to tell the doctor that she was fighting a squirrel, and then ten more squirrels banded together and pushed her off the scooter. She laughed, but didn’t go with it.
After getting some medicine for the pain, an X-ray lady walks in, takes some gamma-ray pictures, and walks off. The doctor walks back in. She’s got a buckle fracture.
An incomplete, stable pediatric fracture where one side of the bone bends or "buckles" without breaking all the way through
Which, we learned, is a very common type of injury in children under 10 years old. Guess what Marley’s age is? 10.
Marley got a splint, a lolly pop, a sticker stamp, a plush, and the best care.
And she’s doing great!
That is the official story, but I am still gonna tell it like this:
Verily, she did pursue the squirrels upon her scooter; and lo, as many as ten more did gather and beset her, casting her from the same. And she, with grace, did alight upon her arm—whence came a buckle fracture.